Squares are often described as a game of “skill” or an “edge of your seat adrenaline rush.” While there is some truth to that, the reality is a little more complex. As you might expect, most squares games are pretty easy to learn and can be enjoyed by people of all ages. Even so, there are some strategy elements to them that can be tricky to grasp. In particular, if you’re not familiar with how squares are numbered, you might find it a bit confusing when you’re playing against a higher-ranked opponent.
What Is A Square?
A square is when two players take a turn and pass the ball back and forth. It is sometimes also described as a game of “touch,” though that can vary by region. Basically, it is a fast-paced game that can be fun to play and watch other people play. If you know how to play soccer or foosball, you’ll feel right at home.
How Are Squares Numbered?
In general, squares are numbered in a clockwise direction, starting with #1 going around the perimeter and then #2 going in the middle. The odd numbered squares are considered the “defense” of the game and are played in a slightly different fashion than the even numbered ones. For example, in clockwise order, you would play #1, #3, #5, #7, and so on.
If the odd numbered squares are protecting the perimeter, the even numbered ones are the ones that get progressively harder to score in. Once you get the hang of playing the game, you’ll start to see some pattern to the numbers that appear more often than others. This helps keep the game relatively simple but strategic. It also means that if you’re reading a book on football strategy, you might want to pick up a copy of ‘The Everything Book of Football Strategy;’ it’s got all the numbers you need!
Where Do I Play Squares?
Squares can be enjoyed in bars, restaurants, and even some supermarkets. However, there are some specific places around the world that the game was developed and is most often played. If you want to find a place to play, you can usually enter a zip code and search for “squares” or “football squares” in the search bar. Alternatively, you can check with your local bars and restaurants to see if they offer any game nights that involve football or soccer.
What Equipment Do I Need To Play?
For the game of football (soccer) squares, you will need a set of three stanchions (uprights) that are four to five feet tall. These are the “goalposts” and they should be placed at each end of the playing area (usually a big room with a wall for divisional boundaries). The height of the goalposts should be a little higher than your waist so that your feet are slightly lifted off the ground when you kick the ball. If this sounds like something that would be fun to try out with your friends and family, you can find a set on Amazon for around $30. It’s not the most expensive thing in the world and it will be worth it!
How Do I Play?
Take it easy first! Before you start using any gadgets or playing any music, the referee will probably tell you to sitDown and have a cold one or two. Once you’re both settled in, the referee will explain the rules of the game and how it will be played. After that, you can start up again with some banter and get the conversation flowing. It’s always nice when games are opened with “How are you going to play today?” instead of “Let’s get started.”
When you’re ready to play, the referee will whistle and the action will begin. You will either throw the ball to one of your teammates or pass it to them. If you want to kick the ball, you can do that, though there is no goalkeepers’ goal in football squares. Instead of keeping the ball in play, the object is to get your teammate to score a point by kicking it into the other goal with their foot. This requires some crafty footwork while dodging the other teammates who are trying to tackle you.
As you might expect, there are a few different ways to score in football. After the ball is passed to a teammate, they will have one chance to run with it and either score or try to pass the ball to one of their teammates (or, as previously mentioned, kick it into the other end of the room). If they kick the ball and it goes between the goalposts, that’s a point for you. Two points is a “touchdown,” three points is a “field goal,” and so on. If they score bypassing you, it’s called a “pickup goal.” This can be a bit tricky to guard against, as you don’t want to give the other team the chance to score by picking them up and running with the ball. In this case, it’s a “safety”.
What If I Don’t Have A Room Large Enough To Play In?
If you don’t have a room large enough to accommodate three players, you can play two-on-two or even solo. When playing solo, it is best to sit in the middle and pass the ball back and forth. This makes it easier to gauge where the ball is and you won’t have to worry about getting tackled by the other person. Playing two-on-two is a great way to improve your coordination as you work together to pass and catch the ball. With only two people playing, it is easier to have a set of rules that don’t require as much interpretation. For example, in two-on-two, it is illegal to hit the other player with your hands or arms. If you want to play by ear, it’s usually a good idea to write down some basic rules before you start playing. This will make it easier to follow along and ensure that everyone knows what is going on. It also means that if someone gets a little too physical, the referee will be able to separate them without too much argument.
Where Do I Eat Squares?
If you want to find a place to eat or drink after your game, you can check with your buddies in the NFL or Major League Baseball and see if they’re playing anywhere near you. If not, you can also look for the nearest bar with a tv plugged into it and get your NFL Sunday Funday fix by watching some football. Most bars will be happy to let you use their tv and give you some popcorns and peanuts to snack on while you watch the game. If this is not possible, you can always find an adult beverage and a pizza to round out the evening.
Final Takeaway
If you’re looking for a game to play tonight or tomorrow, you can probably find a place nearby to get started. If that’s not possible, you can always bring your Xbox and play some Minecraft with your friends. If you want to get some competition going, you can ask your friends to play some Halo or Call Of Duty with you. The sky is the limit!
As you can see, there are a lot of variations in how squares are played. Some people enjoy the “hit” aspect of the game and some people prefer to pass the ball around. However, no matter which variation you choose, you will need a few things to get started. First, you will need a room with a lot of space. Since squares are generally about having fun, you don’t want to limit yourself to playing in a small area. If there are no corners in the room, you can always play on a surface with markings to keep things organized. Second, you will need a place for the other players to stand while they’re playing. Third and finally, you will need a whistle to start the game and a football to play with. If you have all of those items, you can play squares tonight!